Notes on missing jokes

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Jokes needed for section:

2 - Visual Signals
9 - Flight Plans and Flight Itineraries

Leftover jokes I haven't linked

Exit on Taxiway

(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)

San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able. If not able, take the
Guadalupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport.

Turning Final

Student Pilot: Ah Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXX final for ah runway ah 11 . . .

Jeffco Tower:
You're not on final, final is when you don't have to turn anymore to get to the

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This page written 3 July 2003 by Robyn Stewart.