Notes on missing jokes
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Jokes needed for section:
2 - Visual Signals
9 - Flight Plans and Flight Itineraries
Leftover jokes I haven't linked
Exit on Taxiway
(Transmission as a DC-10 rolls out long after a fast landing...)
San Jose Tower: American 751 heavy, turn right at the end if able. If not
able, take the
Guadalupe exit off of Highway 101 back to the airport.
Student Pilot: Ah Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXX final
for ah runway ah 11 . . .
Jeffco Tower: You're not on final, final is when you don't have to turn
anymore to get to the
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This page written 3 July 2003 by Robyn Stewart.